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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
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Things I Say While Driving
Me:
What the hell are you doing. What. The hell. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FRICK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit, is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit, THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FRICK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit, is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit, THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
